Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to…
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Hey, this is my dad! :)
“A friend asked how I got started with books. The truth is I started reading late. My motive had little to do with books. I wanted to impress a girl who was well-read and scary smart. (She was also very pretty.) I thought the only way I could win her was to start reading. Then I got hooked; I didn’t realize it would be such a pleasure. But did I get the girl? Oh, YES! I now call her my wife …”—
Jojo Fresnedi. My uncle :)
Dr. Seuss was heavy. Really. This is what these stories were actually about.
This is why I’m legit concerned about the new The Lorax movie.
This post gets a gold star.
idk I’m uncomfortable with this assessment of Green Eggs and Ham
because to me that book should be alternately titled “if someone says no keep pressuring them until they break down and say yes, they’ll thank you for it later”
I think the Green Eggs and Ham is stating nothing about pressuring for bad but for good. It’s for those who are prick eaters and those that can’t step out of their comfort zone to see another point of view. Just like doing a math problem the way your teacher tells you to do it, but you don’t get it. Then your parents show you different way. You get the same answer it just a new way of getting there. The fear of the unknown is something everyone deal with but stepping out the comfort zone is something everyone should do. Not for danger but for good.
…wow, EVERY SINGLE PERSON gets Horton Hears A Who wrong. With that title it makes sense and gets really poignant.
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He had really blue eyes. Really, really blue.
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Following up an online posting for a job. The client offered $20 (I assumed an hour) to manage his tech support team. However…
Client: Okay, so that’s $400 per month and a bonus for performance.
Me: What? I couldn’t even afford my cable and electricity bills on that.
Client: Oh, so you’re…
Me: How much did you like this boy?
Her: How does one measure such things?
Me: “Meh,” “Considerably,” “A lot,” “I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WANT TO WEAR HIS SKIN.”
Her: Between three and four.
LOLOL. Perfection. Can we get some gifs to match?Ladies - Sit around talking. Catching it up, gossiping about everything.
Men - Sing karaoke, get drunk, laugh and be loud as fuck.
Teens - Stay in one area upstairs, eat, talk, whatever.
Little kids - Run around and scream like theres no tomorrow.
Grandparents - “Are you hungry, did you eat yet?”
Uncles/Aunties - “Do you hab boypren?” “Do yo hab girlpren?”
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You’ve seen the TV show. But who sits where in the real West Wing? Find out with this interactive graphic.
Pokemon Through the Ages
- Epic
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DIY of the Day: Rorschach masks are a dime a dozen; but Rorschach masks with a morphing inkblot a la the Real Deal, well, they’re not as common.
Using Thermochromic paint pigment and clear screen printing base, you can now make an ink blot mask that changes like the character Rorschach from the movie the watchmen. As you breath in and out, the color of the mask changes from black to white wherever the wearer’s breath hits it and warms it to a point above 86 degrees F.
Apparently, once dry, these products are safe to inhale. Worst case scenario: You go insane and become a crime-fighting vigilante. Would that really be so bad?
[escapist / iheartchaos.]
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